Tuesday, June 28, 2011

khidmat nasihat minah remp : cucuk


wa sebagai minah rempit sejati memang bengang tahap tapir kalau ada pemandu kereta yg buat macam gambar di bawah. cucuk cucuk wa bila wa tengah jadi penunggang berhemah. lu nampak tak jalan raya tu sekangkang kera saje? lu nak wa bagi jalan kat lu ke? nak wa masuk lopak tu?

in your dreams lah wey.

so kepada ladies out there yg selalu kene buli when you're on the road kan, wa ada tips sikit untuk lu orang.

so, imagine yourself in the situation below. you're happily riding the superbike that you bought last week. then all the sudden this damned car comes from behind and started testing with your patience. dia pun cucuk cucuk kau.

kau tgk kiri, nampak lopaks.

tgk kanan, kereta laju macam driver nak terberak semuanya.

so ladies, what do you do?

you make 'em suffer! yeah that's what you need to do. kau drive elok2 saja di tempat itu. tidak perlu laju2 bha. kasi dia bengang sama kau.

because since there is nothing that both of you guys can do, might as well enjoy the scenery and take your own freaking time.

wa jahat? lu pembuli lagi jahat.